So this Dad gets called to the school because his kid is in trouble. He rushes to the school and makes his way to the Principal's office. And there, in the office, is the Headmaster, the boy, and the careers advisor.

"It's very serious," the Headmaster says.

"Go on, lad," the careers advisor tells the boy. "Tell your Dad what you told me."

"But Sir," the kid says, "I only said that I wanted to go into politics."

All the blood drains from his father's face. He looks at the boy angrily.

"Why couldn't you have said you wanted to be a prostitute like your grown-up sister? The clients are the same, but she can look at her own face in the mirror!"

1 comment:

  1. "Mummy, is it possible to get pregnant from anal sex?"

    "Of course it is, you silly girl! Where do you think politicians come from?"


"And if we have unearned luck, now to scape the serpent's tongue, we will make amends ere long. Else the Puck a liar call ..."

So speak.