A poem ...

I know a young lady who swallowed some wine.
She felt just fine when she swallowed the wine.
She's twenty nine.

I know a young lady who swallowed some cider.
It fizzled and bubbled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the cider to chase the wine.
She felt just fine when she swallowed the wine.
She's twenty nine.

I know a young lady who swallowed some beer.
She lost all her fear when she swallowed the beer.
She swallowed the beer to chase the cider,
That fizzled and bubbled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the cider to chase the wine.
She felt just fine when she swallowed the wine.
She's twenty nine.

I know a young lady who swallowed some whisky,
That warmed up her cockles and made her all frisky.
She swallowed the whisky to chase the beer.
She swallowed the beer to chase the cider,
That fizzled and bubbled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the cider to chase the wine.
She felt just fine when she swallowed the wine.
She's twenty nine.

I know a young lady who swallowed some brandy.
She was getting quite randy when she swallowed the brandy.
She swallowed the brandy to chase the whisky.
She swallowed the whisky to chase the beer.
She swallowed the beer to chase the cider,
That fizzled and bubbled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the cider to chase the wine.
She felt just fine when she swallowed the wine.
She's twenty nine.

I know a young lady who swallowed some shots.
She loved them lots, those three vodka shots.
She swallowed the shots to chase the brandy.
She swallowed the brandy to chase the whisky.
She swallowed the whisky to chase the beer.
She swallowed the beer to chase the cider,
That fizzled and bubbled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the cider to chase the wine.
She felt just fine when she swallowed the wine.
She's twenty nine.

I know a young lady who swallowed some gin.
It felt like a sin when she swallowed the gin.
She swallowed the gin to chase the shots.
She swallowed the shots to chase the brandy.
She swallowed the brandy to chase the whisky.
She swallowed the whisky to chase the beer.
She swallowed the beer to chase the cider,
That fizzled and bubbled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the cider to chase the wine.
She felt just fine when she swallowed the wine.
She's twenty nine.

I know a young lady who swallowed some rum.
She wanted to cum when she swallowed the rum.
She swallowed the rum to chase the gin.
She swallowed the gin to chase the shots.
She swallowed the shots to chase the brandy.
She swallowed the brandy to chase the whisky.
She swallowed the whisky to chase the beer.
She swallowed the beer to chase the cider,
That fizzled and bubbled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the cider to chase the wine.
She felt just fine when she swallowed the wine.
She's twenty nine.

I know a young lady who swallowed a cock.
It made her jaw lock, when she swallowed the cock.
She swallowed the cock to chase the rum.
She swallowed the rum to chase the gin.
She swallowed the gin to chase the shots.
She swallowed the shots to chase the brandy.
She swallowed the brandy to chase the whisky.
She swallowed the whisky to chase the beer.
She swallowed the beer to chase the cider,
That fizzled and bubbled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the cider to chase the wine.
She felt just fine when she swallowed the wine.
She's twenty nine.

I know a young lady who swallowed some spunk.
She was very drunk.