Physique

This morning, I passed by a local butcher's shop in town. In the shop window was a poster displaying photos of two very ripped-looking, muscular bare male torsos. Above the photos was a caption, "Which Physique Would You Like?"

For a moment, I was wondering whether they were asking me if I wanted to have a physique like these men ... or whether they were advertising their specials on today's menu.

Long Pig.

Don't bother with the tiny sausages.